She lost her virginity twice

That wasn't right. In fact, that was just wrong. I was thinking... well you all were thinking the same thing! Damn, that ruined it real quick.

 

I dabbled in the Rudimentary Uterine Horn in grade school, but then I switched to the clarinet.

 

Skin flute? I thought you might drop the Fallopian Tuba on me.

 

Male gynecologists must have a hell of a libido to delve into that and still want to procreate when they get home. Maybe I'm shallow, perhaps even obtuse, but the outside is much sexier than the inside

 

Remember the Cronenberg movie (Dead Ringers) with the twin doctors played by Jeremy Irons?

"Gynecological tools for mutant women."

 

And of course the question begs ... why did you have to look it up?

 

I always vote for penii, too. Matter of fact, I'd like to have one right now. But I didn't know you swung that way, dools. (Just kidding!!)

 

THAT ... was fuckin' hilarious.

 

Swung what way? I have a penis, but you probably don't want to have one in precisely the same sense.

 

(standing back, giving plenty of room)

 

If it isn't already, clitorati should be a word. In fact, I think I just saw it scrawled on the men's room wall at Jeers.