SJ.COM All-purpose dating thread

You have no idea, brother. I just wish your concealed carry laws would help in killing off the stupid.

 

No one makes enough bullets for that to work.

Cruel, I know. Tasteless, even. But true and becoming moreso by the moment.

 

Can you be a crazy cat lady with just one cat? I can't have any more because the one has FIV, but he weighs like, 22 pounds, which is basically the equivalent of three cats anyway.

This reminds me of the episode of Gilmore Girls, right after Lorelai breaks up with Jason, when she wakes up and finds cats on her porch. "There's a cat on my porch!" "That's better than a bun in your oven!"

 

Wenders:

Three cats is the minimum to be considered a crazy cat lady. Honest.

 

Fixed to reflect former co-worker's arrogance

Eh...sprees are fun for a while, then not so much. But until they're not fun anymore and you want something more, they're a lot of fun.

 

I am not lookng for anything for the next four months. Once I move back to Vegas I will pursue something more substantial.

 

I am both the only non-senior citizen in my neighborhood and the only non-married person in my neighborhood. No way am I fishing right off the dock.

 

Don Henley has

for this.

 

Watch out, hobos! Zeke's coming for you!!!

That being said, I quit. Again. I never really stopped quitting from the last time I quit (can't remember the last date I actually went on) but still.

 

Liars suck. Whether they're men or women ... liars suck.

 

The most annoying thing to me is the vast amount of women (and I'm sure men) out there who are dating but have no earthly business getting involved at the moment.

Those who aren't really ready, but for one reason or another decided to dip their toes into the water. Or the ones who are serial first and second daters out there for the sole purpose of having their ego fed. Once they feel better about themselves, they're gone. Until they need their ego boosted again.

Rinse and repeat.

 

Add people who aren't straightforward to that group. But yea, my sentiments exactly.