SJ.com phrases that have just got to go

"I can't believe nobody has started a thread about Topic XYZ" - usually uttered by some right-wing douche commenting about a left-wing topic, or vice-versa.

"Somewhere, Person X (usually an SportsJournalists.com poster) is smiling/experiencing an orgasm/achieving an erection" - it may have been funny the first time, or second time. It is not funny the 67th time.

"(SportsJournalists.com member) pick up the white courtesy phone" - very, very overplayed

"Starman justice needed here" - No offense, but Starman has never inflicted any violence here. He's never used a shiv on anyone, killed anyone, or anything like that.


Feel free to add your own.

 

Fuck Poindexter.

It was funny the first hundred thousand times or so, but now it's just gone too far...

 

Anything involving giving shit to newbies. There's nothing shameful in not having pissed away hours of one's life on a message board.

 

THE BOARD HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN FOR LESS THAN THIS!

 

And get me a beer, junior member.

 

Amen.

 

Eight-second BYH jokes, spnited age jokes, ijag brook jacoby jokes, boom spelling jokes, sentences where every word is divided by a period.

All posts consisting of nothing more than a smiley.

And all running threads. Worst invention ever.

 

SC: Worst. Response. Ever.

But Poin, I'm with you all the way on the first one. Start a damn thread on the topic, instead of wondering why one hasn't been started. And sticky it.

 

From the thread title department: "SportsJournalists.com phrases that have just got to go"

 

LOL!

 

The beer thing for newbies has been played out. We get it. You like Yuengling beer.