so what would you do?

You have to remember the two most important words when you think no one is looking:

Security Cameras.

A friend passed around the video from a security camera of a person who we mutually dislike who was in a compromising position. It is hard to look the guy in the face anymore.

 

I think I've figured out the problem.
I believe my ass is getting a bit hairy and the hair is kinda tickling my ass and making it itchy.
The easy answer is a quick shave down, though I assume it will grow right back.
But maybe, since I'm getting older, I should consider getting it waxed off.
Anyone every had this done? I assume it's painful.

 

what

 

You could always sell the hairy ass.

 

Shave much? If you shave your ass, you will only complicate the issue because your entire ass will likely get itchy.

 

Holy shit! Flasher's alive.

 

Um, waxing = itching.

Hell, go for the electrolosis.

 

Need tools?

 

And just about ready to start kicking again ...

 

Did you see the Calgary Sun is hiring again already? What's up with that?

 

I did see that ... pissed me off for about two minutes, then realized how much I'd rather slit my wrists then go back through those doors. Guess they didn't know I'm one helluva a news writer, too.

 

I was going to say that if you had a union, stuff like that wouldn't happen, but then I thought better of it.