Somebody keyed my car

First time in my life.
I had hubcaps stolen many years ago when I was a young reporter.
What can I say. The old Fart would have been persuaded to go all Encyclopedia Brown on the perp, but now I mostly don't care about the fuckwad who did it - I just want it repaired ASAP.
I am angry about it, but most of all just stunned by the utter chickenshittery it takes to pull such an act, how small you need to be inside to do it. I have done some bad stuff in my life from time to time, but this never crossed my mind.
Anyone have any advice for resolving this?

Your humble servant,
Fart

 

File a police report and check your comprehensive auto coverage.

 

See what happens when you cost kids scholarships with no regard for the consequences?

 

Random act, or do you think it was personal?

 

This guy feels your pain:

 

Knew we should have locked that Universal Theory thread sooner.

 

It was gold until Ragu showed up.

 

I verily believe it was someone from this site.

 

I can vouch for @typefitter. Can't be sure about @Dick Whitman. Can't confirm his whereabouts the last 24 hours.

 

Doubtless buying Valentines supplies.

 

From HH over in the Random Images thread: