Sweet little old ladies ...

BRILLIANT!!! Y'all are just pissed you didn't think of it ...

 

I see this as a tangent to the threat about journalists and worrying about retirement money.

 

I learned sweet little old ladies are actually criminals in 1994 while watching Dumb and Dumber.


Lloyd: Excuse me, little old lady. Do you have change for a dollar?
Elderly woman: Change? No I'm sorry, I don't.
Lloyd: Well, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I go break a dollar?
Elderly woman: Of course.
Lloyd: Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me now.

INT: Lloyd returns to the apartment.

Harry: Where's the booze?
Lloyd: I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming.

 

Gotta admit. It is a pretty sweet scam. The victims were probably relieved, figuring they were going to have to put out sooner or later.

 

It sounds like a Law & Order episode ...

 

Kill 'em both
As soon as they are convicted