The celebrity the world finds hot, and you say is NOT ...

In response to the other thread about hot celebs ...


Salma Hayek.

Yeah, yeah, I know: Like I have a chance with Salma. (Fine by me.)

Yeah, yeah, I know: This thread will not end well.

 

Mariah Carey.

 

1. Paris Hilton
2. Any celeb/movie star/singer who looks sickly thin. Get them girls some cheeseburgers!

 

I'm trying to conjure up all of her negative attributes, and I'm coming up blank.

 

Same here. I mean, she's hot and she seemingly has a great personality and attitude.

My top three: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Rachel Ray.

Certainly, they're all three attractive women, but the way they're discussed here (and I'm not talking about anyone particular, just in general), they're just not THAT hot.

 

Off the top of my head...

Natalie Portman
Lindsay Lohan
Nick Cannon
Kate (Cate?) Blanchett
Jamie Foxx
Gabrielle Union
Tiger's wife, Elin

 

Brad Pitt
Drew Barrymore
Penelope Cruz
Cameron Diaz

 

Jessica Simpson.

And it has nothing to do with the fact that she has all the intelligence of a common tree frog.

 

Does Julia Roberts count? I used to think she was gorgeous, but now she kind of irks me. And you ask every man the premise of that Closer movie "Julia Roberts or Natalie Portman?" and it ain't even close....
And Jessica Simpson is way too plastic, dumb, untalented and whitebread for me...

 

Julia Roberts absolutely counts. She is, in fact, the only logical choice.
Without her hair, she'd never have gotten a second look.
I do, however, find her to be a talented actress.

 

Something tells me those dick-sucking lips of hers didn't hurt.

 

Angelina Jolie