The Internet dating world is a cesspool

Depends on how social you are.
Are you skilled at the art of bullshitting?
Can you strike up a conversation on squash?
Do solitary women in the market not usually look pretty lonely?
Especially shopping late at night?

 

Did you not watch Animal House?

 

There's a shopping center nearby with a Wegmans next to a Marshalls. It's like a never-ending MILF convention.

 

Never-ending MILF Convention is a good band name.

 

Women don't want to be hit on at the gym.
I also recommend a church group - even if you don't buy into what's being sold.

 

We really need to determine the intention here, though.
Are you looking for a life companion or just trying to get laid?
Not to put too fine a point on it.

 

Go to the produce section. Hold two cantaloupes to your chest when you see a buxom lass and wink.
For more petite women, you can use tomatoes or plums.
There's also moves involving cucumbers and zucchini, but that's for more advanced lotharios. One thing at a time.

 

Batman made Fart laugh.
See that delightful chocolate cake over there?
How about you come over to my house and we'll try some of it?

 

RS, try ChristianMingle and find out if it is any better.

That site might have a lot of repressed MILFs and, even better, sluts.

 

I'm paying no attention to this thread until freqposter checks in.

 

With the decline of book stores, I would highly recommend the high-end supermarkets instead.

Weegman's, Whole Foods, Trader Joe's or any co-op. Just look in the parking lot to determine what's inside. If you see Siennas, Odysseys or any Land Rovers, proceed inside.

3 Octave Fart is right on with the shoes. Wear newer dressy shoes, snug jeans but not the Cosmo Kramers, belt matches the shoes and a casual shirt with a collar. Smile lightly and watch for any return eye contact.

What men may not realize that is a supermarket is the ideal place to market yourself by what it is your cart.

Throw some spinach, kale, blueberries and cherry tomatoes in your cart and you'll look like you give a damn. Hell, once you make a friend, you can even put the items back and go get that Tombstone pizza for dinner that you'd rather eat.

Also, consider the time and your target audience. If you want a married MILF, between 1-3:30 is best as most MILFs work out in the morning. Also, for them, Fridays may be the ideal day as their husband may have just gotten paid. Single/career-centric women shop between 5-7 pm.

One thing element to consider...

Look at her jeans. The amount of shiny bling on the back of a woman's jeans is often directly related to how willing she would be to eventually put out with a stranger. If she has a shiny flure-de-lis on her ass, you may not even have to buy her dinner.

 

I would go out and buy several outfits. Consider it an investment.
A well-dressed man can hide other shortcomings.
This is universally true.
If you've been married as long as Fart, let's face it, you haven't tried to impress a woman in a long time.
It's going to take some planning.