"Goddamnit," Pat thought as she ran through the city streets in her bare feet, dodging cabs, buses and an occasional mound of dogshirt. "I'm supposed to be on vacation."
She slowed to a power walk, thinking of how much it would anger Spack to see her. She smiled to herself.
In the distance, she noticed a throng of people standing around and looking on into the New York night. It had to be a barricade. Maybe there was a gas line involved, or maybe it was terrorism related. Most likely, it was a tried-and-true ploy for press. Yep, as she got closer, she could see that it was indeed a barricade. She fished into her Kate Spade and pulled out her press pass. The patrolman standing by the wooden horses didn't look familiar.
"Hi, officer," she said, flashing her pass. "Pat Cornwell with the—"
"Yeah, I know who you are. I read your shirt from time to time. Can't let you past the barricade."
"What? Why not?"
"'Cause my boss said, 'you know that Pat Cornwell broad? Don't let her past the barricade.'"
"Christ. Well, can you tell that Pat Cornwell broad anything?"
"There was an explosion."
"No shirt. Any fatalities? Injuries? How'd it start?"
"Lady, I'm a rookie. They tell me to stand here and look like I give a fork. How am I doing?"
"You already look like a veteran. Well, can you find out when they'll be releasing information?"
He looked her over for a second too long, and walked over to another officer standing thirty feet away.
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"Hey, thanks for the callback."
Pat wheeled around to see Evan standing there. Great, the one guy in a city of eight million people she was purposely avoiding, and he shows up in the exact spot of land she's standing in.
When she turned around, it was though Evan was seeing her for the first time. He rarely ran into her at the office, and he figured he hadn't seen her in at least two or three months.
"Holy shirt," he said. "You look different."
"No I don't."
"Yes, you do. What did you do to yourself?" He looked her up and down, a little too intently for her tastes. She figured she'd answer just to stop from being visually violated.
"Yeah, I lost 32 pounds."
"Wow. Good for you."
"Like you give a fork."
"I would gladly give a fork if that's what you wanted."
"Go to heck."
"fork you."
They stood in silence for a minute, Pat staring into the distance, waiting for her rookie to come back and give her some information, Evan pretending to survey the scene while giving all his attention to his colleague.
"Hey Pat." Evan waited until she turned and caught her eyes to speak again. "In all seriousness, you look really good."
Evan was a jock at heart. He didn't make serious comments, and what he said surprised her.
"Thanks."
"You look good."
"It was hard. I have to say, you sportswriters aren't good for much, but that website you showed me? I read that LiveStrong thread and picked up some good tips. And just in time for swimsuit season."
"You're definitely ready for it. How's your ass."
"You'll be seeing a lot of it if you're working this story. So I'm supposed to be leaving for Aruba tomorrow. This is bullshirt."
"Aruba? Spack the hack give you a raise?"
"Yeah, right. I've been saving up for a year."
"Who you going with?"
"That's none of your business." She didn't want to tell him she was going with a couple of girlfriends.
"Girls trip, huh?"
"Whatever."
"I don't care who you're going with. I just want to see some bikini shots when you get back."
She laughed. "Sorry I didn't call you back. What do you have to tell me?"
Just as Evan opened his mouth, the rookie cop returned.
"Hey, Pat Cornwell broad." Pat and Evan both looked at the cop, who was staring at Evan suspiciously.
"It's OK," Pat said. "He's with the press, too."
"Oh, OK. I guess I can tell you guys together. I have something interesting you might want to hear."
"What is it?"
"Let's move away from the crowd a little bit."
The three of them shuffled down the crowd barriers to find a quieter spot. Just then, a thunderbolt rumbled and the rain poured over them.
"This is some noir shirt," Evan said.
"Some what shirt?" the cop asked.
"Never mind," Pat said. "Just give us the news."