The United States of Kinkdom (nsfw)

Usually my home state embarrasses me on things like this. But now I’m just deeply puzzled. Still, if it meant getting to sleep at a God-fearing hour, I could be into it.

 

Not going to dare look up what some of these are - but I have mad respect for West Virginia for enjoying the classics. WTF Alabama? And really, I have no idea what the hell "protocol" is - is it like sexual Mother May I?

 

Hell I want to know the difference between protocol and high protocol

 

send thyself to West Virginia, prithee please.

 

Clowns? No thanks.

 

Seems pretty highly made up or fake, since there's like almost no overlap between the states, and everything is vaguely on-brand for each one.

 

It’s NOT necessarily what is number one in each state. It is what does that state search for more way more than the average state.

 

It appears I’ve grossly misjudged Rhode Island.

 

Washington:

 

Not sure how you stumbled upon this, and not sure I want to know, but…

Was this gathered from data harvesting from websites?

Or is it from some poorly-constructed multiple choice questionnaire?

This reminds me of when my high school newspaper put out a drug use questionnaire. The results showed that over half the student body was using cocaine. WTAF?

I still think the true result was that my school had a lot more jokers than we realized.

 

If you click on the image to make it bigger (TWSS) it explains the methodology under the headline.

Found this on Reddit. As several people noted on there, it checks out that the home state of CIA headquarters has an interrogation fetish.

 

We know what state Rex Ryan retired to, don't we?