There is a god

Better name? How about: Ugly, fetid, blood-stained-tampon-sucking racoon fucker?
Jizm-covered midget-porn reject?
Shit-splattered, pig-masturbating zygote smear?

I could go on but why bother? Besides it's time to go home. The good news is tomorrow is a new day. The bad news is, you'll still be a elephant-fisting, toilet-water-drinking abortion leftover when the sun rises again.

 

OHHHHHHH

 

Thinking about that weekend with Alberto again, dog?

 

Nope, I was thinking more about alley handing you your ass after you asked him to do so.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving dickhead.

 

It's just a stream of names. I barely read it.

Yawn. Thanks for playing, dog. Now go back to dreaming about what if Gore and Kerry had run decent campaigns ...

 

He's down to manipulating quotes.

Just wave the white flag already, dog.

 

hey, you two have your fun, but I'll not have people denigrating the time-honored sj tradition of fun-with-the-quote function.

It ranks with haiku as one of our finer arts.

 

First you post an absolutely unnecessary dig on a topic that didn't even call for it, then you ask me to come up with better names. You pretend not to have read it despite me handing you your ass on a platter carved up like a Sunday ham and garnished with little sprigs of your ego, and you drop a second totally unnecessary and irrelevant dig, which again had no point on this thread.

You really are a tool and a troll. I'm only sorry I didn't spend more time coming up with more expletive-laced names for you.

 

You should be sorry. Those sucked.

 

If you can come up with something more original that Dogturdo and Fucktard, I'd like to hear it. But I seriously doubt if you're capable of coming up with something good in a reasonable period of time.