There isn't enough Aleve in the world

Why aren't you drinking heavily right now?

 

Because it's only noon and I've had enough to drink for a while. But thanks for the suggestion.

 

It's 5 o'clock somewhere dude.

 

So ... something wasn't feeling right in my knee and I went to the doc today. X-rays tomorrow and subsequent scheduling of MRI ... suspected tear in meniscus of right knee. I am so bummed.
Doc says I need to stop playing ball right now. Except women's league playoffs start tomorrow and I have three major tournaments to play in the next three weekends.
I could just cry.

 

That damn Doc. Isn't he busy enough bossing Tits McGee around? He can't tell Flasher what to do too!!!

;D

 

HEY! Nobody puts Tits McGee in a corner.

 

Sorry about the knee, kid. Been there, it sucks.

And this is probably horrible advice, but if it's torn clean through, it can't get worse. May as well play on it until you can get it fixed.

If it's only a partial tear, stay off it and let it heal.

 

Won't know about extent of damage until MRI is done ... and you know about our national issues with MRIs ... One buddy suggested bracing it ... I'm going to try.

 

It's official ... I've decided to start crying.

 

We played with a 16-inch softball in college intramurals; had a one-hour time limit and most of the games were 4-2, 3-1, etc. Kind of like playing in the deadball era.

Our intramural football was 7-on-7 razzle-dazzle (everyone eligible, throw from anywhere on the field, in any direction), with absolutely no contact, six downs. It was a blast.

Flash: Should have been a curler.