Things I just don't care about ...

... but others do:

* Charlie Sheen
* World Cup soccer
* Prince William and Kate Middleton
* Natalee Holloway
* "American Idol"

You?

 

Kirstie Alley's weight

 

Anyone whose last name ends in Kardashian
Anyone from "Jersey Shore"
Your fantasy team (RIP, spnited)

 

How hard those kids work

 

I didn't realize until recently that their dad was the guy who read the O.J. Simpson suicide note to the press.

 

* Most non-sports TV
* Fashion
* Neatness
* Just about anything US Weekly would cover
* Michael Vick's past
* Most of the stuff that's on 24-hour news channels
* Your fantasy team [/inlovingmemory]
* Whether baseball has a salary cap or not
* Whether the NFL goes to 18 games or not
* Whether there's an NBA lockout next season or not
* The mean airspeed of an unladen swallow, be it African OR European

 

* My Wisconsin friends facebook posts about union shit
* Most of the stuff mentioned above
* 90 percent of what has the most hits on YouTube

 

* Where the fuck Tiger Woods sits in the latest tournament. Really. Can we just see who is in the lead?
* What the fuck the weather is like in New York. The Weather Channel has a hard-on for New York.
* ... And the "Dallas Metroplex."
* What Lebron, Dwayne and Chris had for breakfast, or did on their day off ...
* What Kobe Bryant, Phil Jackson or Derek Jeter think.
* Why anyone would order a beer that doesn't taste good.

 

* How the local youth basketball teams performed
* Anything relating to a Bob's Discount Furniture commercial
* The personal lives of athletes and celebrities
* The future of journalism (I have given up and am now looking to a field in science/medicine)
* The latest news on Barack Obama's personal life
* FOX News

 

... tits on a man and your fucking deadline.
(Angels manager Gene Mauch to beat writer Mike Terry)

 

* What famous people are wearing on the red carpet. (Yes, I can see she's wearing a blue dress. She looks hot in it. I don't give a fuck who made it).
* Heck, most award shows (especially when they're for songs or movies I've never even heard of)
* TNA wrestling (because it sucks and should be so much better)
* Brett Favre (Surprised no one else has said it)
* Every stupid little charge/countercharge in a political election. (Ooh, Mr. Politician got an D in Quantum Physics in college. I'm not going to vote for him now!)
* Oprah Winfrey

 

--what's on Deadspin or TMZ
--sports talk radio
--Bubbler's supple ass