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Tiger Woods Press Conference

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Chef2, Feb 17, 2010.

  1. Chef2

    Chef2 Active Member

    Friday at 11AM EST.

    This will make the A-Rod presser seem boring.

    God bless Amy Mickelson, because after hearing this, the old Philly will be walking around with a 12-foot hardon.
     
  2. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Re: Tiger Woods Press Conferenece

    I predict nobody will be satisfied with Tiger's answers and that he won't be sufficiently contrite.
     
  3. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Active Member

    Re: Tiger Woods Press Conferenece

    There will be more softballs lobbed than at a U-7 practice.
     
  4. Chef2

    Chef2 Active Member

    Re: Tiger Woods Press Conferenece

    Considering that it will be held at PGA Tour HQ, I'm pretty sure it will be very controlled.

    Couple weeks back, I said he'll be back for The Masters.

    After thinking about it, I'll lay 5:3 that he doesn't play this year.
     
  5. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Re: Tiger Woods Press Conferenece

    What are the great "hard" news questions that need to be posed to Tiger about this incident?
     
  6. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Re: Tiger Woods Press Conferenece

    Q: Tiger, tell us about mistress No. 12.

    A: Well, you know, on 12, I tried to go high and leave it there, and it got over but then kind of slid back down at the last second. Didn't leave me a very good angle, at least that I could see. But I moved my hands a bit farther back and gave it a little more wrist action, and I got a little lucky on the roll. That's a move my dad and I practiced probably a thousand times. A pretty good day for me all in all, but I know I can do better.
     
  7. 21

    21 Active Member

    Re: Tiger Woods Press Conferenece

    He will not be taking questions.
     
  8. JoelHammond

    JoelHammond Member

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    LTL, well friggin' done.
     
  9. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Active Member

    Re: Tiger Woods Press Conferenece

    Honestly, I'll be shocked if there are any questions other than "When are you coming back?" or "Will you be at the Masters?" or "Have you been practicing during all this?"
     
  10. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Re: Tiger Woods Press Conferenece

    The height of chutzpah, if true.
     
  11. 21

    21 Active Member

    Re: Tiger Woods Press Conferenece

    No questions. Thank you for coming today, statement, goodbye.
     
  12. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Re: Tiger Woods Press Conferenece

    This is very good stuff.
     

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