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Top-five things chicks don't get about us

On the toilet seat, an ex-girlfriend has me so trained I continued to put the seat down for a long time even after we broke up.

So, putting it down has never been an issue.

Funny thing is, I usually get up in the middle of the night to pee. Apparently, I too often let the seat "slam" when putting it down, to the point where it's woken up the current girlfriend.

She's actually asked me to not put it down in the middle of the night. She'd rather take the risk of "falling in" as opposed to being woken up.
 
Does everyone really get up in the middle of the night to pee that often (pregnant women excepted)?
 
Dyno said:
Does everyone really get up in the middle of the night to pee that often (pregnant women excepted)?

Every night, my whole life. I've never slept through the night.

If I had three wishes, the ability to sleep straight through the night would be one of them. I envy people who can.
 
Wow. If I have to get up during the night once or twice a year, it's a lot. I know I'm a camel, but I didn't realize how much of one I was.
 
YankeeFan said:
Dyno said:
Does everyone really get up in the middle of the night to pee that often (pregnant women excepted)?

Every night, my whole life. I've never slept through the night.

If I had three wishes, the ability to sleep straight through the night would be one of them. I envy people who can.

Testify, brother.
 
YGBFKM said:
What the Sonners of the world are trying to say is "I don't give a shirt what other people think I like as long as I'm comfortable." Otherwise known in anti-fashion circles as FYIWWIW.

On a related note, I wore athletic shorts and a short-sleeved button-up shirt to dinner out last weekend. But I have the spectacular calves to pull that off.

I think I saw you at Walmart last weekend
 
YF - I would say sneakers or boat shoes are the better alternative to Egypt slippers. No Keds, though.
 
1. Zoris are flip-flops/slippers.
B. With the exception of passing out, I can't remember the last time I slept through the night. I only sleep about 45-120 minutes at a stretch. However, I almost never get up to go to the bathroom during the night.
 
That's weird because I only rarely ever get up in the middle of the night and usually it's in a semi-conscience state where I'm trying to get some from the Mrs. without realizing it or I get up, out of bed, get something to drink, go back to bed and fall right asleep.

This waking up to pee thing sounds awful. Glad I don't have to do it.
 
And I'll gladly admit to sitting to pee when I wake up in the middle of the night ... I'm stumbling around, I don't want to turn the lights on and blind myself or completely wake myself up, so it's easier to just sit down.
 

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