Val Kilmer: From Batman to Fatman

Phewww.... I thought you were going to ask me to define "thing".

 

Do I get how you snookered a woman into marrying you?

Not unless she has a lot of issues and physical deformities.


Do I get how you came onto a message board and became one of its biggest douches?

Yes.

 

So how long have you had the hots for IJAG's dad?

 

I've met IJAG. She comes from good stock. ;D

 

So my dad didn't REALLY have all those business trips?

No wonder he drives a Ford. [/crossthreading]

 

A little-known Kilmer flick that's a great movie is "The Salton Sea."

 

I never got it either. I think his lips make him look gay.

 

Pitt looked like a man and then some in that Greek trojan movie thing, whatever the hell it was. I didn't see it (I don't think I've seen a single Pitt movie) but the pics from it made for some sweet eye candy.

 

Bart: Lisa, people these days don't want to see a baby bird; they want to see celebrities at their worst.
Lisa: Is that Rainier Wolfcastle?
Bart: Check out the gut.
Wolfcastle: It's for a movie. I'm playing a fat secret agent.

 

I'd say Val Kilmer, if his career keeps up this piece, is on Celebrity Fit Club 7.

Is anyone else watching the current edition? You can have your other reality shows -- watching Nick Turturro go batshit insane because Angie Stone isn't pedaling the bicycle fast enough is my idea of craptastic, brain-melting TV.

 

RE: Val Kilmer. I'd hit it.
(he's still much younger than my dad, so it wouldn't be creepy)

RE: Brad Pitt. Too pretty.

 

You all have to understand what a great thing this is for me.

I'm not in perfect shape, but I can now say, "Well, I don't exactly have washboard abs, but I'm no worse off than Val Kilmer."

As for all of our women members who have said encouraging things about the way he looks, I can only say: Thank you.