Valentine's Day 2018

Happy VD everyone. Even you, Whitman.

VB

 

Is that a gay joke?

 

I can just imagine the trauma elementary school teachers are dealing with today. "But teacher, I didn't want to imply anything..."
I wonder if there are special "Will you be my Valentine (but just as a friend, and yes I totally respect you)" cards being marketed.

 

Our school has decreed that kids bringing Valentine's cards need to bring them for all the kids in their class. I think that's probably a good idea. I can recall some brutal scenes from my childhood of class outcasts getting none and beginning to plot their future mass shootings.

 

The wife literally LOL’d when I said, “We’re not doing anything for Valentine’s Day, right?”

 

I briefly wondered how gf would react if I said I gave up pointless gestures for Lent. Then I reconsidered and went to Victoria’s Secret. For her, ya see.

Btw, I don’t think I will ever feel at ease in that store. Probably bc the women shopping for underwear would rather not have dudes they don’t know walking by when they lift thongs up to gauge their wearability.

 

Amazon Prime strikes again:

 

Hid a card and a Snickers bar with an "Irritable" label in JR's lunch bag.

 

Fuck Valentine's Day.

 

No. I sure didn't for intend that interpretation.

 

I love you, Moddy. Seriously, you are like a father figure. Occasionally telling me to cut the shit. Etc.