Week 5 college football thread - The Bamachurian Candidate

Here is the week 5 college football schedule. All times Central.

Friday
Virginia Tech at No. 7 Miami (Fla.) 6:30 pm ESPN

Saturday
Kentucky at No. 6 Ole Miss 11 am ABC
Minnesota at No. 12 Michigan 11 am Fox
No. 20 Oklahoma State at No. 23 Kansas State 11 am ESPN
No. 22 BYU at Baylor 11 am FS1
Wisconsin at No. 13 USC 2:30 pm CBS
No. 15 Louisville at No. 16 Notre Dame 2:30 pm Peacock
No. 21 Oklahoma at Auburn 2:30 pm ABC
Arkansas vs. No. 24 Texas A&M (at Arlington, Texas) 2:30 pm ESPN
No. 1 Texas at Mississippi State 3:15 pm SEC Network
Stanford at No. 17 Clemson 6 pm ESPN
No. 18 Iowa State at Houston 6 pm FS1
No. 2 Georgia at No. 4 Alabama 6:30 pm ABC
No. 19 Illinois at No. 9 Penn State 6:30 pm NBC
South Alabama at No. 14 LSU 6:45 SEC Network
No. 3 Ohio State at Michigan State 7 pm Peacock
Washington State at No. 25 Boise State 9 pm FS1
Arizona at No. 10 Utah 9:15 pm ESPN
No. 8 Oregon at UCLA 10 pm Fox

 

Kind of dragged until the last scene.

 

I don't get it. Wishing for things that (in some cases) already happened.

 

I’m an Auburn fan for a week.
Words can’t describe my hatred for those wagon-driving hillbillies.

 

VaTech couldn't get Metallica to play at a game, but this isn't a bad consolation prize: https://hokiesports.com/metallica

 

There gonna be any hurricane complications this weekend?

 

if you’re going all-in with the Frustrated Fightin’ Freezes this week, you’re going to be disappointed

 

I’m trying to soothe myself by thinking at least it is a wasted day in a state he could win 12 months after his funeral. But damnit, I don’t want to be associated with this motherfucker in any tangential way.

Plus the last time they showed his dumb fucking face on the stadium for a little Nuremberg rally cosplay, Tua fumbled the very next play and we never caught up to LSU.