Welcome to America. I give you job, no?

Got this in an email today.. Been looking for jobs, no secret; resume is posted all over.
Have been getting a ton of phony emails for jobs as they phish for information... this is the worst. The email address is Russia, but please -- reply to the UK address... It reads ... well...

Hello, dear friend!
My name is Ronald Bass, I'm the " Topl Ex LTD" official supervisor in the United States of America.
Our company makes and delivers various sets of ancient furniture all over the world.
In reference to a client base expansion in USA, we have several vacancies in US branch.
Not a full time job in the position of a SALES MANAGER. And for this position we need people of 25-60 years old .
The wage for such kind of job is 1700 $ per month or 7 % off each transaction.
The main responsibility is getting our customers' payments on your mailing adress and transferring
the funds to our Chief Sales Manager in Europe.
The general requirements:
good communicative skills and ability to work in team.
Ability to hold interest of the company s more than your own.
US citizenship.

We looked through some resumes on the web sites and we can offer you the job in our company.
If you are interested in getting this position,
it is necessary for you to e-mail your resume
for reconfirmation and your contact information at: teamtoplexltd@yahoo.co.uk

Best regards,
Topl Ex LTD Team

 

I would ask them to pay me by check rather than give out my bank account number for direct deposit.

 

That email reads like it was written by JDV.

"The wage for such kind of job is 1700$ US, proveably, demonstratably."

 

I'm from Can-uh-da. They think I'm slow, eh.

 

I dunno, slappy. Sales manager for a company that makes ancient furniture sounds pretty appealing.