We're all going to die

In about a month or so.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_hadron_collider

(In before the obvious "accidental typo" associated with this term)

 

I'll just let somebody else tell him

 

I thought this was supposed to happen tonight. So I've got like a month to get laid? Fantastic

 

Me too, until i reread it today. I guess they're just injecting a random energy beam into it for test purposes. Actual collisions won't happen until October.

I guess all those Molotov Cocktails I've been preparing for the final hours will have to sit by the water heater a few weeks longer.

 

that was awesome.

 

Good lord, this is like a d_b of a d_b.

 

I'm just gonna have a Fresca.

 

I'm just glad to know I have another month to go.

 

Dont forget to do laundry... you'll want to look your best for the end of the world

 

This is happening tonight. Check the other threads.

 

No, 'beetus, it's not. They're firing only one side today. Then they go through other steps. But the full-on, "this could suck the world into a black hole" procedure isn't for another month or so.


From the link in this thread: