What are you getting your significant other for Christmas?

Thought this might be fun, and give those of us struggling to come up with anything good a resource for ideas.

The only thing I know for sure right now is I'm getting my wife one of the hand-crafted glass ornaments that I get her every year. We've got a display case we keep them in and I've gotten her one every year since our first Christmas as boyfriend-girlfriend.

 

Well, I wish I could say what I was getting my significant other on here. Too bad he's a board member and he would probably snoop in here.

 

Since she lurks here, I won't tell...

 

A bowling ball. Or a vacuum. I haven't decided.

 

Bowling ball...

 

What are you going to name the ball?

 

Homer.

 

Significant? Other?

 

That's a good name for a ball.

 

Maybe she could take bowling lessons too...

 

And after your wife decides not to cheat on you with the bowling instructor, you can say:

"I'm going out to my car with the woman I love and I won't be back for 10 minutes."

 

One of my favorite exchanges.

Marge: What's Brunch?
Jacques: You'd love it, It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but
it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get
completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal!