Write-brained said:mike311gd said:Trouser_Buddah said:bigpern23 said:Imagine being one of the two who were injured but not killed? Now THAT's a helluva story to tell people. If you can't get laid after telling your story of survival after getting mauled by an 800-pound tiger, well, you've problems.![]()
Mike311gd has no idea why he has a sudden urge to visit the zoo...
Don't you think for a forking second that didn't cross my mind when I read that post, my friend. Having a right arm is overrated, anyway.
But can you do the shocker with your left hand?
I'm left-handed, so, yes. I can do the shocker with my left hand. But I can't cut paper with my left hand. Imagine that.
Regardless of who's at fault, the zoo will be sued, and it'll probably, lose, too. People are forking dumb. If a person dangels his arm, leg or cork in a tiger's cage ... fork him. But it won't matter at all because someone's dead, and the zoo will probably settle to keep the publicity to a minimum. Idiots in this country benefit by a forked system, at times. And it blows.