Why are you weird?

I'm weird because I always order my pizza with no cheese.

 

I'm not sure anyone's gonna top that.

I mean, fuck, if you want pizza dough, they sell that separately too, you know?

 

That's not weird, because that's not pizza.

 

Yeah, but I'm not gonna put the sauce, bacon, pepperoni and green onion on the fucker.

 

"Welcome to Wendy's....may I take your order"

"Uh..yeah....gimme a Triple Cheeseburger with extra lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, ketchup, mustard, mayonaise....but no meat!"

 

I'm weird because I look at the world through a different prism. And I'm content with that.

 

Had a girlfriend that used to do the same thing. I refused to order it over the phone, I found it so disconcerting ...

 

Thanks for that, HB. Thank you for sharing why you're weird, instead of all these other mother fuckers chiming in to reinforce my weirdness.

 

Well, five people have posted why you're a fucking freak. I figure that I'd help ya out and try to get this thing back on track.

 

Listen, you fucking weirdo, if you want people to reinforce your fucked world view, go to pizzawithoutcheese.com, OK? But as long as you come here, we will deliver the truth to you in a pure and unvarnished manner.

Freak.

 

That's not even weird....if you want grilled cheese at McDonald's you have to order a cheeseburger without the burger, ketchup, pickles, etc. Just cheese and bun. Takes about 90 minutes to make it, but you can get it.

 

That was awesome, although that is the second time in the last week you've used "unvarnished" in response to one of my posts. I think you need to change your Word of the Day calendar. It's February 18.

Also, pizzawithoutcheese.com doesn't even exist. I checked. Asshole.