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Woman puts out burning boyfriend with bucket of pee

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Jul 11, 2017.

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  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Thus not living up to the saying, "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire."

    Police: Penn Hills woman lights boyfriend on fire, puts out flames with urine
     
    Batman, Jul 11, 2017
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  2. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    That is gold(en).
     
    Riptide, Jul 11, 2017
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  3. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    His first warning sign was living in a spot with only a bucket to piss in that apparently wasn't cleaned out regularly to the point there was enough to pour on him to put out a fire.
     
    Spartan Squad, Jul 11, 2017
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  4. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    Did they have a separate bucket for shit?
     
    MisterCreosote, Jul 11, 2017
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  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    They've got a gas can handy, with gas in it, and a chamber pot handy, with urine in it.

    The American dream, my friends, the American dream.
     
    Buck, Jul 11, 2017
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  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    In polite circles, fecal content in a chamber pot is called 'night soil.'
     
    Buck, Jul 11, 2017
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  7. MTM

    MTM Well-Known Member

    And she looks like you would expect her to look

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    MTM, Jul 11, 2017
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  8. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

     
    Buck, Jul 11, 2017
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  9. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    She did not hope he died in a fire.
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Jul 11, 2017
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  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I'm liking every post in this fucking thread. The photo MTM posted almost derailed that plan. This story is so bizarre, everyone gets a "like".

    Sadly, I can't like my own posts.
     
    Vombatus, Jul 11, 2017
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  11. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Orange slices for Vombie ...
     
    Riptide, Jul 11, 2017
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  12. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    Trump wonders what all the fuss is about.
     
    Twirling Time, Jul 11, 2017
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