Woman reveals that Al Franken sexually assaulted her while he was in office

Breaking.

She revealed that the sexual assault occurred in 2010.

Lindsay Menz told CNN that she walked away as soon as the photo was taken, without saying anything to the then-first term senator. When she reconnected with her husband moments later, she told him: "He totally grabbed my butt."

Woman says Al Franken inappropriately touched her in 2010 - CNNPolitics

 

Dementia strikes early.

Hooboy. Assuming this is true (which is my strong inclination), he gots to go.

 

Cue YF telling us we should skip the investigation and kick his ass out now. But heaven forbid we even investigate the accusations against Trump and Moore.

 

YF?

I think one of Franken's colleagues would be first in line on that.

Even The Wolf likely can't clean up Harvey Weinstein's pending troubles

 

YF was making fun of the call for an investigation, saying it wasn't necessary given that there is a photo.

 

Was he in a wheelchair

 

Revealed?

 

You don't believe her?

 

Do you believe she revealed it?

 

Yup, he's out the door.

Here's the key part:

I like DW's trolling thread title, too. That said, I know he's a stickler for precise language and making sure to use proper legal terminology, so it should be noted that "Minnesota statutes state that 'intentional touching of the clothing covering the immediate area of the buttocks' is not considered criminal sexual conduct." Time to change that thread title, Dickie!

 

Oh, man, you totally walked into that one.

 

I believe in the SJ.com Stylebook.