WOOT-OFF! and there's one on kids.woot.com too

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How else are the screaming monkeys going to find the runway??

 

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I swear to god, I picture 21 walking out the back door of her sprawling estate, past the eternity pool, down to the 20-acre lawn. Where she has a runway of spinning lights and 200 helicopters with screaming monkeys. And she looks over the whole thing, sips her mimosa, and realizes she's finally made it.

 

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Until she sees her mother and Lou walking up the lawn holding a lime green Jell-o mold

 

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The monkeys have to eat.

Add a dozen Rhoombas to vaccuum up Boom's cigar ashes, and I think I'm set for life.

 

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21, dear. We simply do not have enough Jell-o mold for all of these cre-atures. I wish you would have told me that you bought those monkeys. Do the monkeys bother your Boom? When you were a baby and I was breast feeding you -- women simply do not do that any more. Marcee says it lets the air out of her breasts; I think it gives her symmetry -- we had a cat that wouldn't let you alone. Do you remember that? It coughed up hair that looks just like the back of these flying monkeys. Of course, if you and your Boom got married you wouldn't have to worry about Flying Monkeys, you could get a normal pet. LinZee has one and ....

 

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Oh, SO close...except my mother is violently offended by breast feeding. Maybe we'll deal with that at passover, remind me. 8)

 

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I loved the "I think it gives her symmetry" line though.

 

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Agree, we'll save that one.

 

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Found something to help 21 move the flying monkeys....

 

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Oh man, that's cool....would I have to build it myself? I don't want to build anything. I just need to get all the monkeys from the barracks to the chopper hangar, they are very lazy.

 

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Bump for tonight's sellout woot.

$35 for $60 worth of Cheryl & Co cookies. I can definitely recommend them. Mmmmmm.

http://sellout.woot.com/

 

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My heart skipped a beat ... I wanted a wootoff.