World cup question ....

How many timeouts does each team get?

 

Same as in baseball.

 

There are no timeouts.

 

Although they are allowed three substitutions, if that's what you mean.

 

And every time you are fouled you're allowed to act like you just got punched by Kermit Washington.

I love soccer, but the acting kills me.

 

At least two an inning if you change pitchers on the second trip?

 

Hell, the whole damn sport is a timeout.

 

Hmm, whaddya know. I thought teams got one timeout like in hockey. You learn something new every day.

I always thought they were supposed to go through the death throes like Alan Rickman at the end of "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves."

 

Not having Tivo makes watching soccer matches difficult.