World Naked Bike Ride Day

Definitely NSFW.

http://www.zombietime.com/world_naked_bike_ride_2006/

 

I'm shocked that demonstration took place in San Francisco, and not Fargo.

And some of those demonstrators need to ride more, and mix in a salad.

 

I'm sorry, but there is nothing about riding a bike that is going to be made more comfortable by removing clothes.

 

Some also need to, ahem, groom.

 

Ick -- and I didn't even bother looking at the pictures.

I just finished a 60-minute ride through the streets, hills and parks of suburbia and I cannot imagine how horrible my arse would feel if I didn't have my Pearl Izumi shorts.

And I'm thoroughly convinced that most people who think public nudity is fun and OK are the same people who probably should never be seen naked.

 

Outing alert! Modaho is George Carlin!

 

George Carlin is a cyclist?

 

Every couple of years his stuff is funny again.

 

Man, the chubbiest guys have the smallest wee wees. Just an observation.

 

Methinks this is an open invitation to have fun with the quote function. Have at it, kids.

 

Men should remember that excessive bicycle riding has been conclusively linked to ED. It's the shape of the seat.

 

Excessive twinkie, moon pie and cheeto eating kills more boners than riding a bike for 100 miles ever did.

and all you need to do is invest in a good seat.