Worst hairpiece ever?

So you're going to tell him he has a bad rug????

 

I nominate Paul Simon and Jeremy Piven.
Not because of the quality of their fake hair, but because they were well know as bald men before they added the fake hair.
It just seems so silly. A famous musician and fairly steadily working character actor - there is a long photographic and video record showing that you are both bald. Everyone knows you are bald.

Who do ... I say who do you think you're fooling?

 

Never knew this until a few years ago:

 

Lonnie's rug didn't match the drapes, right?

 

Now nothing matches.

 

Transplants are a different category from toupees.

With a transplant you're stupid enough to spend a few grand to add on hair that almost never looks natural.

AstroTurf looks more natural than some of those hair jobs.

 

I've seen some pretty good-looking fake hair, at least on the screen.
Daniel Tosh and Joel McHale, their hair looks pretty natural on camera.
But we already know they're bald.

I don't get it myself, and I say that as a bald man.
I'm not Costanza bald, but it was thin enough that I started buzzing it as standard practice about 10 years ago.
You're bald. Get over it.
Instead of putting a stop to the obsessive pressure on women to conform to certain standards of appearance, we're just transferring the same nonsense to men.
Equity!

 

Howard lost his live, on the air in the aftermath of a Scott LeDoux fight.

It's on youtube, somewhere.