Worst movie ever

Discussion not necessary.

 

This is a two-horse race.

 

What the hell happened to Dwayne Johnson?

 

I'll put this up against anything.

EDIT: Maybe this one will work.

 

After reading Ebert's review on Deuce Bigalow some years ago, I am convinced the worst movie honours have already been claimed (though I have not, and will not, watch it).

And if you didn't want discussion, why did you post it?

 

This old timer scoffs at the whippersnappers. GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!!!!

 

Alex & Emma.

 

Heaven's Gate sucks, but in no way is it the worst movie ever made.

What Planet Are You From? ... what an uber-crapburger that is.

Napoleon Dynamite should be in the conversation too.

 

You think that was bad? You should have seen "Red X 2: The Next Letter". Any movie with the tagline, "Don't ask Y" is in the discussion.

 

What's Bubba Fett's movie? I'm getting the blue ? box.

 

To even call a movie Hot Tub Time Machine ends all discussion. It's like you've given up. Whoever made this movie has just one idea, and it is a hot tub that is also a time machine. And that's it. It would be like calling Rocky "Boxing Match".

Based on the commercial I just saw it doesn't even appear to be a vehicle made simply to show boobs, like such '80s stalwarts as Joystick or Bikini Carwash. C'mon, Bikini Carwash had to be sold the exact same was as Hot Tub Time Machine.

"Hey, I've got a great idea for a movie! It's set at a bikini carwash!"

"Great idea. What do we call it?"

"How about Bikini Carwash?"

"Not bad. What do they do in it?"

"A bunch of people go to a carwash and there are girls in bikinis washing their cars. We'll even get some naked."

"Deal!"

HTTM had to have been pitched the same way.

"Hey, I've got an idea for a movie. These guys get in a hot tub, but get this, it's a time machine."

"Really? What do we call it?"

"Hot Tub Time Machine!"

"Um, OK. What happens in it?"

"These guys get in a hot tub that's a time machine and wake up in 1988."

"Guys? Any bikinis."

"No, no nudity. Just guys in a hot tub time machine."

"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure, go ahead and do that."

And the guy did!

This beats The Tooth Fairy hands down because The Tooth Fairy is bold enough to use one of the most awful tag lines of all time knowing that everyone knows it's a horrible tag line. The Tooth Fairy just doesn't care! It has a lot of self-confidence.

 

The Hottie and the Nottie scoffs at all of you.