Worst Movie/TV Cameos By Athletes

So, I found Me, Myself and Irene playing on TV the other. And Anna Kournikova has a cameo in it. She is downright brutal at delivering her ONE LINE. It's awful. Painful. Like watching a piece of cardboard speak.

Any other horrible cameos come to mind?

 

Let me introduce a mere two words, which do not fit the definition of cameo, but are cringe-worthy nonetheless:

Kazaam
Steel

 

Or this ...

 

But I bet she looked good saying it.

 

Bob Watson and Enos Cabell are in the dugout during the Bad News Bears sequel. Watson says through his Strahan teeth, half-heartedly, in his Astros Trix pajamas, "Hey, c'mon, let the little kids play."

Skip Caray still hammers the shit out of the Paul Simon baseball movie he was the game announcer in.

 

That's the thing! She DOESN'T!

 

Wow. Just wow.

 

Pity you limited it to athletes -- Loopy could lead the list with a number of shows..

 

in an otherwise splendid film:

BRETT FARV-RA!!!

END. OF. THREAD.

 

Mike Piazza playing a cameraman leering and drooling over Kelly Bundy in Married with Children.

For one of the better/funnier ones (recurring theme) was Tone Loc in Talk Radio. Funny, funny stuff.

 

What'd ya expect?

He was in town to play the Dolphins, dumbass.

 

Good God, someone should have intercepted his performance in that.

Like so many of his passes!!!