Would Berman say, "You're With Me, Leather"?

Here's a great post from EBSBS on our favorite coed:

Jenn Sterger and women like her are nothing new in terms of evolutionary biology: Chiloglottis trapeziformis, a type of orchid, produces a pheromone that fools male wasps into mating with it, thus pollinating the flower and leaving the wasp satisfied, dumb, smoking a cigarette underneath an eave somewhere thinking it’s just knocked up a hot young waspette and thus spread its genetic legacy successfully. Which it hasn’t. Which is exactly how a guy who just crawled off that sun-destroyed, silicone-wracked bag of mascara-covered leather must feel after pumping valuble cash and genetic material into an evening with her. Fraud comes in a thousand forms, and you’re looking at three of them right there.

 

All the more reason to avoid women who are fake and plastic. Real women with real curves are much more appealing.

 

FRAUD!

Sorry, couldn't resist that.

 

You're With Me, Leather hits MTV: http://www.deadspin.com/sports/clips/ywml-suddenly-huge-with-13yearolds-182124.php

 

Let me get this straight: an insect has sex with a flower?

 

Although a girl with a good sinker has her merits, too.

 

Or maybe just a split-tailed fastball.