Wow! Is anybody else watching ...

Chris Berman suck off Juan Marichal?

 

I believe that would involved watching Chris Berman.

So no, I'm not.

 

I'm not watching, but it would be the second time Juan Marichal has publicly attacked someone with his "bat".

 

I watched Marichal on Baseball Tonight this afternoon -- how weird is that, by the way -- and Karl Ravich was talking about the art of pitching with him. It was pretty cool. If possible, I'd spend all day listening to the former greats -- or anyone who played, really -- talk about their time in the big leagues.

 

Dear Juan:

Please take out the baseball bat you carry everywhere and BEAT BERMAN TO DEATH.

Sincerely,
Society

 

I think bringing in a new Hall of Famer every Sunday night is a wonderful idea. I really do.

Marichal isn't savvy enough to make this comfortable though. I enjoyed Wade Boggs a few weeks ago. I wish he would've talked about how he could drink 75 Miller Lites in six hours, however.

 

I dated a guy once who might have given him a run for his money.

 

Shhhh! We don't need to talk about that!

 

:-X

 

I wonder what he ate before the show.

 

I thought The Granny was going to answer with "Matlock?" in her first post.

 

MAAATLOOOOOCK!