YMCA B-Baller Watches The VMAs

It's on in my house. Has nothing to do with having a 20-something kid in the house. After all I'm ...



Give or take a few years ...

Whatever. I am nothing if not at the very tip of the penis of pop sensibility, so ride with me as you take you through all that is cool in 2024.

 

Post Malone looks like someone borrowed his head to do a scientific equation.

 

Oh and in case any of you fellow Gen Xers long for the days when the VMAs were relevant to you? Know that they have always sucked.

 

This may come as a shock, but Taylor Swift - THAT CAT-EATING LIBTARD! - won the first VMA.

It may also come as a shock that they still have videos! Hey-oh! Gen X bitterness in the house!

 

Megan Thee Stallion is on the fast-track to hosting the New Year's Eve countdown show within the next decade.

 

I feel like YouTube saved the music video genre after it was on life support.

 

The general acceptance of BDSM imagery is kinda depressing. Not because I disapprove, hardly, but some of the allure is taken away when it's kind of mainstream, no?

Break into discussion groups.

 

Vaguely attractive man with acoustic guitar. It's a more reliable economic model for success than caskets.

 

So they're working performances into the ads, huh? We didn't need that shit in 1984!

 

Hey kids! It's Cyndi Lauper. She's one of the elder stateswomen.

I'm going to go off myself.

 

Spittake!

SABRINA CARPENTER!

 

My daughter has the "Short 'n Sweet" album and I have heard it in its entirety.

I unironically dig.