Recent content by swingline

I haven watched them a lot, but how was that Smith the Big Ten player of the year? His assist to turnover ratio has been like 1:1 every time I’ve seen him.

Maybe he wanted a 40 Ounce to freedom.

I have never seen a shot chart like that. Time to move the three-point line back by five feet. So says this old man shouting at clouds.

No pets for me. The house is plenty dirty without adding an animal to it. The hunting dogs lived outside.

Dave Bliss knows nothing about this.

After the last decade, my enthusiasm for baseball and the Cardinals is at a mid-'70s low ebb. I doubt I'll go to a game this year.

Does just fine by itself. More Helper, Clark?

She’s the kind who says, We don’t need a prenup, baby, I love you. Two years and one kid later, she takes him to the cleaners and marries a much richer, older man. And forks the pool boy.

One of my best friends lives in Chicago and is a White Sox fan. I am going up in May to a Friday game, and then we're going to see Sun Volt the next night at a small venue.

Why do you have to lie like that, daddy? We been good.

Greenland: You can have them back when you release New Provo Front, Liberte de Quebec and the Asian Dawn brothers and sisters. Trump: Keep 'em. Elon, you're up!

A lot of girls misplaced their virginity to that first song, which is probably how long he lasted. If that.

That pig would be on a spit at my house.

@Bubbler, I’m the same way about SEC teams. I never root for any of them to do well. fork all the rest of them is what I say. I never understood conference pride or any of that bullshirt. They’re league foes to my team. fork ‘em.

One free transfer. After that, sit out a year.