Best. Tabloid. Front. Ever.

[wicked]

End the competition right here, folks, this tops "he took it in the butt."

 

[Point of Order]

Pretty good. The Mets beating the Astros is what puts it over the top.

 

[YankeeFan]

BTW, I'm not buying that they didn't have cable/satellite tv.

One of the clips they showed had him watching Claire McCaskill presiding over the Senate on C-Span.

Someone taped that for him and brought it to him? That's pure channel surfing.

And, this picture clearly shows a satellite dish:

 

[Steak Snabler]

Pretty good. The Mets beating the Astros is what puts it over the top.

Actually, "Debbie Does Abbottabod" on the TV screen is a nice touch as well ...

 

[BTExpress]

BTW, I'm not buying that they didn't have cable/satellite tv.

Had no internet or phone lines connected.

Don't remember reading anything about him not having satellite TV. And you can still have a satellite sitting in your yard but not have it connected. Or maybe nobody actually knows what he was connected to.

 

[Point of Order]

I'm wondering who at CIA gets to review the entirety of the porn stash to make sure there are no secret encoded messages.

 

[wicked]

YF, don't recall it ever being said that he didn't have TV service. Chalk up the TV-less rumor to shoddy reporting.

 

[Armchair_QB]

End the competition right here, folks, this tops "he took it in the butt."

Before I clicked on this I thought, it can't be better than "He Took It In The Butt"

I was wrong.

 

[Boom_70]

I think the CIA should release to porn to verify that story is not made up in effort to spoil the Osama legacy.

 

[doubledown68]

Pretty good. The Mets beating the Astros is what puts it over the top.

Actually, "Debbie Does Abbottabod" on the TV screen is a nice touch as well ...

Indeed. Any amateur could've come up with Osama bin Wankin'. It's the tv screen and the Whora Bora subhed that make this a master(burtory) piece.

 

[Versatile]

If you're looking at those two options on a news stand, the Post wins easily. I don't live in New York anymore, but I feel like the Post has really moved well past the Daily News these days.

 

[imjustagirl]

I've always had the Post well ahead of the Snooze.