Birdscribe
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I'm sitting here in a quiet media center at BIGHORN and -- lo and behold -- ESPN has turned into the YES Network.
Why didn't anyone tell me that ESPN became all-Yankee television? I thought that the breaking news that Joe Torre won't be fired could be covered in a three-minute story that didn't feature the words "You can't spell Joe Torre without Jeter."
After I threw up in my mouth, I regrouped just in time to wonder if Jeremy Schaap had better things to do that surgically affix himself to Joe Torre.
Why didn't anyone tell me that ESPN became all-Yankee television? I thought that the breaking news that Joe Torre won't be fired could be covered in a three-minute story that didn't feature the words "You can't spell Joe Torre without Jeter."
After I threw up in my mouth, I regrouped just in time to wonder if Jeremy Schaap had better things to do that surgically affix himself to Joe Torre.