In the days of faxes, you had to be very careful with stuff that ran through the optical scanner.
Hemingway's apparent apprentice in the youth football program wrote one needlessly lengthy summary that mentioned the "awaiting arms" of X. (Just say the kid caught the ball!) It was pubbed as "awaiting anus."
It was easy to rip the paper at the time, but in hindsight I now realize that the guy who let it through was probably doing 85 other things that night.
Hemingway's apparent apprentice in the youth football program wrote one needlessly lengthy summary that mentioned the "awaiting arms" of X. (Just say the kid caught the ball!) It was pubbed as "awaiting anus."
It was easy to rip the paper at the time, but in hindsight I now realize that the guy who let it through was probably doing 85 other things that night.
