Introducing myself

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

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Hello. I'm BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo. I have never posted on SJ before, thus, I am introducing myself in the Anything Goes forum. I like sports, '80s music, The Simpsons, writing about sports. '80s music and The Simpsons, BLOGS and long-lasting sexual encounters. I dislike salary caps and Mike Scioscia. I hope to become friends with all of you. Or at least most of you. (La la la edited because apparently nobody gets jokes anymore)

 

[cranberry]

One thing to remember here: We don't give a fork about your fantasy team.

 

[MisterCreosote]

You sound like a dickhead.

 

[Mr. Sunshine]

The sj tattooed conservative wing welcomes you.

 

[JackReacher]

STFU

 

[Huggy]

Night Ranger is shirt.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

I don't know who you are. Huggy, but I don't like you or your music or your home country, assuming it is not the United States of America. Ahh heck, even then I don't like it. I am a liberal writer and thus hate America.

 

[jr/shotglass]

You had me until long-lasting.

 

[Songbird]

Ron just stopped busting balls in the Great Beyond to smile like a boy again.

Either that or he's thinking "Jesus forking Christ, not this a-hole again.

"

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

I just got an alert that informed me I have two trophies. I've won more awards here in half an hour than I did in my whole life before that. I think I'm going to like it here.

 

[JackReacher]

You are a terrible human being.

 

[93Devil]

Should any PR guys from New York like this thread?

Welcome back.