Poin Files: Pig Sooie!

[wicked]

Edit: FAIL! This is from May. I posted because I just saw on Reddit. I hang my head in shame.
https://slatereport.com/news/arkans...nd-then-bombarded-with-nude-photos-every-day/
https://slatereport.com/news/arkans...nd-then-bombarded-with-nude-photos-every-day/

Insert Bobby Petrino justhadsex.jpg

 

[Inky_Wretch]

What kind of shirtty aggregation website is that? This case is nearly a year old.

https://www.kark.com/crime/court-re...urch-volunteers-sexual-assault-investigation/

 

[Spartan Squad]

"Wouldn't go further than oral sex so he cold stay pure." How thoughtful.

Also hat tip to the editor who chose the photos the heart kids. That is a chef's kiss level effort.

 

[dixiehack]

He said Gray performed oral sex on him but the pair did not have intercourse 'in order for (him) to stay pure,' the affidavit records.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Can we just … not?

 

[Chef2]

 

[Twirling Time]

This happened in Little Rock, so the proper hed should be "Trojan Man."

Suuuuuure there was no intercourse.

 

[MileHigh]

It was nice for a time.

It's time to retie Poin files.

No more.

Please.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Thank you.

 

[MileHigh]

In fact, we're going to lock this up. We're done.

Please. The Poin files are done. No more.