Baron Scicluna
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Told this story once before ...
I got a hospital story on the desk one night in which the reporter called it a hospital in the lead and then called it a "facility" every single forking time through the rest of the story, 26 or 27 times, and yes I counted them all.
I couldn't believe it. Just sat there stunned as I watched that shirt pile up.
And then I changed them all back to "hospital." Or most of them, at least.
"Facility" is such a nothing word. Almost anything and everything is a facility for something.
For years, until Vince McMahon resigned, the WWE announcers were told that they could never say they word "hospital." If a wrestler, in storyline, was beaten up and taken out i a stretcher, the announcers would always say that they were taken to a "local medical facility." They'd make it sound like a guy could be run over by a car multiple times and get treated at a proctologist's office. It was annoying as heck.