What a stupid I am

[wisportswriter]

So tonight I've got two deadline phoners to write and three pages to lay out. Obviously the think tank is cluttered.
I'm making one of the phone calls, and I ask the young lady golfer, "Are you and your twin identical?"
Only problem is, the twins are a boy and a girl.

Oy vey.

Back to work. Let's see what more stupid lies ahead ...

 

[slappy4428]

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

 

[mustangj17]

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

It is not a tumor.

 

[da man]

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

Are you sure about that?

 

[Petrie]

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

I see you've taught them the basics. Very good.

 

[lantaur]

If she said yes, you had your lede.