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Uh-oh ... Fucko's gonna have some 'splainin' to do to Uncle Vlad.

President Trump Pledges to Sign Russia Sanctions Bill

 

They should speak to him about it. I hear he is the one who calls himself "mooch" and so far the only person I have heard talking about his being Italian is him.

 

He's probably already gotten clearance from Vlad, who knows a veto would show Fucko is totally in the tank.

 

I'm really liking the CFL on ESPN this year. I'm sure Trudeau has something to do with that.

 

And I'm sure Uncle Vlad also understands the US political system well enough to know if Fucko vetoed the bill, it would get overridden by a landslide margin, which would leave his pet poodle with dog shit all over his face.

 

Can we all just stop and recognize how batshit crazy this all is? Did you ever think we'd see this sort of clown show passing for our executive branch? it's surreal.

 

Someday we'll look back on this and this will all seem funny.

Unless we're dead.

 

So when does the Turtle go back into his shell? He's done as Senate Majority Leader. Kentucky fried.

 

How's this for Repub billiards? Kelly from DHS to chief of staff, Sessions from AG to DHS, and Lapdog Du Jour from Fucko's bullpen to AG?

 

Sure; he probably figures the churn would derail/delay his having to fire Mueller, although I doubt he puts that kind of advance planning into it.

 

Eh, same explanation we've been giving them for almost three decades:

"You fucked up. You trusted us."

 

Putin's not that dumb. I have little doubt Fucko probably told him, "Ahh, don't worry about the sanctions bill, I'll just make it go away," but Vlad wasn't born yesterday.