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“During Halloween, some Floridians decided to go armed while trick-or-treating.”

 

“In 2011, Kucinich sued a Capitol Hill cafeteria for damages after a 2008 incident in which he claimed to have suffered a severe injury biting into a sandwich and breaking a tooth on an olive pit.”

 

"One person would exclaim, 'You got your peanut butter on my chocolate!' and the other would exclaim, 'You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!' They would then sample the mixture and remark on the great taste."

 

24 January 1508: Maximilian requested permission to march to Rome through Venetian territory, but the Venetians suspected the ruse and prepared for war.

 

“In 2016, the BBC reported that just under one-third of the 1,992 polling booths across Australia had a sausage stand by the count of the Election Sausage Sizzles website.”

 

As a rule, I try to avoid looking up websites with "sausage" in their name ... but that one might be an exception.

 

an American Congressman, populist writer, and fringe scientist. He is known primarily now for his fringe theories concerning Atlantis, Catastrophism (especially the idea of an ancient impact event affecting ancient civilizations), and Shakespearean authorship. These works are widely regarded as examples of pseudoscience and pseudohistory.

 

"... a Dutch politician, former fetish model, producer, presenter, and activist."

 

"However, in September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a large and expensive last meal. Brewer did not eat any of it, stating that he was not hungry."

The meal:

"Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions, a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup, one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread, three fajitas with fixings, a Meat Lovers pizza, three root beers, one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream, and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts"

 

If I was a condemned man, I'd eat as much of that as I could so I might puke some of it out onto the state penitentiary floor when they flip the switch on the electric chair.

 

To be fair, he was about to be fried to a crisp. Who can be hungry with that looming?

 

He'd'a'been a deep fried human turducken.