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100 percent. He doesn't GAF about the race because his opponents all either in a gulag, have died, or are about to die like the Vladimir cat that gigged a home delivery at my store today.

 

Another joke:

 

Hey, I got a lot of yuck yuck stories involving Fatfuck and high powered semiautomatic weapons!!

Strangely, considering how much of a kick they usually get out of guns, the MAGA multitudes get very upset at hearing them (making it fully clear at all times I personally have no means or opportunities to make any of these stories come true myself).

It's even funnier considering how hilarious they've always found, and continue to find, stories about dragging Obama, Biden and Hillary out at gunpoint and stringing them up to a tree. Har de har har.

 

https://x.com/craigrozniecki/status/1769515082860396621?s=46&t=f1bCJ9Ncf7mPQzqE8-YWxQ

 

Wouldn’t Dixie be a more appropriate song for that group?

 

I remember when Saddam would win something like 100.7 percent of the vote. I remember thinking that even he wouldn’t have been that naive to think that anyone actually believed his vote totals.

 

Half those fuckers are already out of jail and are totally bypassing state and federal runs. They're gunning for school boards and city councils. Higher offices will come in due course.

 

Derek Evans is running for Congress in West Virginia. He pleaded guilty. He says he was set up. I say he needs to go back to prison for another year because clearly he hasn’t accepted responsibility for his actions. Innocent people don’t plead guilty.

 

All lies. All.the.time.

Fact check: Trump, telling a completely fictional story, falsely claims he released ‘the tape’ of his Zelensky call

 

Guy from Delaware came to the gallery yesterday and we got to talking about November and Delaware and Coons and a few others.

Carper is not running for re-election to the Senate. Guy said Lisa Blunt Rochester is the top candidate.

She has the endorsements and plenty of cash: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_United_States_Senate_election_in_Delaware

U.S. senators

• Tom Carper, outgoing U.S. senator from Delaware (2001–present)[2]
• Chuck Schumer, Senate Majority Leader (2021–present) from New York (1999–present)[7]

Organizations

• Collective PAC[8]
• Council for a Livable World[9]
• Democrats Serve[10]
• EMILY's List[11]
• End Citizens United[12]
• Feminist Majority PAC[13]
• Giffords[14]
• Human Rights Campaign[15]
• J Street PAC[16]
• League of Conservation Voters[17]
• Let America Vote[12]
• National Women's Political Caucus[18]
• Population Connection Action Fund[19]
• Reproductive Freedom for All[20]

 

Is there such a thing as an "articulate Republican"? Or are any left now that MAGA has proudly hijacked the party?

 

Oh FFS