President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

One of the most famous people in this country right now is a girl who was filmed saying she likes to spit on a guy’s cock before fucking him.

People allow their votes in actual elections to be swayed by the price of fast food that is accelerating their trip to the grave.

We can’t discuss something as innocuous as women’s basketball without a race war erupting. Shit, I saw people arguing just this morning about the lack of respect shown to Vietnam veterans on this, “The day the war ended 45 years ago.”

At some point, we should ask what we’re trying to save.

 

Many years ago, I saw a race war erupt in the comments of a Facebook post by a local TV station about the Westminster Dog Show. That's when I quit reading the comments.

 

I belong to a Facebook group for fucking Eagle Scouts. A few days ago, a mom posted about her son earning the rank, and literally hundreds of “commenters” chimed in to make fun of him for being fat.

 

I wish I believed this sentence should be in the present tense, or better yet the future one.

 

Dems never learn a thing.

It's obvious Joe has a tiny window to show any sign of vigor, maybe 11 a.m. till 2 in the afternoon.

He's fucking toast by 8 at night. Why trot him out there like this, again.

When's the next boner-inspiring fist pump?

 

A coast-to-coast Walmart.

 

This July 4th celebrate our independence from a king who wasn't as tyrannical as Trump 2.0 will be thanks to the Supreme Court.

 

Tangential, but I basically had to ask a friend the other day to stop bringing up politics when we're out playing cards or having drinks or whatever. October is going to be hell. I don't need to extend that doom boner out for four months. Yes, the debate was bad. What good is giving yourself endless anxiety until November going to do?

 

I thought she was talking about handjob preparation!