I just want to clear up all those rumors about me and Sammy Maudlin not getting along. Now, in all seriousnes, as a comic, I rely on guys like...
(wipes tear away from eye with one finger as Sammy Maudlin violently slaps his knee)
Hey all, I'm the sports editor at this paper, the one vacating the position. If anyone has any questions about this job feel free to PM me and...
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