I feel like a knife and fork with pizza is acceptable when wearing a suit.
"There are literally hundreds...a hundred...less than 50...a dozen...three...okay, you got me, Jim Jordan in a tan trench coat and houndstooth...
Maybe I'll do the second half gay. I don't know. It remains an option. There's got to be something to it. Those folks are having a good time. They...
Speaking of which... remember the Desert Storm trading cards?
As the country gets older, this selective sight is only going to get worse.
World's worst Hallmark card right there.
If anyone knows about acting unprofessionally on Twitter, it's Jeremy Guy.
Lobster scrambled eggs are incredible.
His final lede: Millennials live in the now. They don’t want to hear about tomorrow because they realize today is tenuous, having grown up when...
Dammit. I don't know if anything has made me consistently laugh harder than The Larry Sanders Show.
I've heard that somewhere before.
I would've guessed he was at least a decade older than that.
Hey, look what a stint at TCU did for Jim Christian... Oh. Oh. Sorry. Don't look. Don't stare directly at Boston College basketball.
None of this gets back my time watching him and Nick Swisher form a black hole light couldn't escape in the Indians' line-up the last three years.
It does feel like we're in a calm period before the full force of Hurricane Trillary hits mainland.
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