Ma'am, you can tell me anything you want about anything and I'd be lying to say I am empowered to do anything but agree.
Resisting arrest, motherfucker? Now you've up and done it. Your own ignorance to the logical reason for the shift that you actually explained does...
Son, we are here to teach about right and wrong as well as enforce the law. So here's what I'm going to teach you: That shit isn't ironic at all,...
Son, "interesting" ain't "ironic." What, you think two words are the same because they start with the same letter? Motherfucker, I know you won't...
Son, we tried to help you out the other day. God damn, son. You expect us to just look the other way here? Give a guy a break one day and he...
Well, sir, it wasn't perfect usage, admittedly. But our goal is to serve and protect, and we didn't think this particular offense warranted...
Our lobby is strong.
The word "irony" was correctly applied based on the accused's stance that Mr. Down himself is a remora. We don't handle arguments on those topics,...
Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.
Ma'am, we can use all the help we can get on these mean streets. Thank you for the citizen's arrest, and we'll take it from here. Have a good day,...
Son, I know you're not a regular 'round these here parts, but there's a new sheriff in town. And it ain't Reggie Hammond. We'll let you off with a...
Son, I am glad you are aware of the error in your ways, but knowing the law does not mean you can break it. However, there is an opportunity for...
No, jackass, it's not. Fucking Batman always getting in the way of real authorities.
Son, you've lived your life pretty cleanly to this point, but the violation at hand is so egregious we can't give you a free pass. There is...
Ma'am, the offending party meant to imply the incident in question required no police presence because "irony" was used properly. The offending...
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