Instead he's the Roman god of suck.
Bo didn't know Trout
Except Trout
Broken bones Jeter 1 Trout 0 Trout finally met his match
And Trout's career OPS is .911. He has 209 hits and just turned 21. Jeter had 12 hits at the age of 21. Trout wins.
A huge drop off would put him on par with Jetes' best year. Go back to masturbating while watching the 2001 ALDS on VHS in your grandmothers...
Jeter couldn't carry Trout's jock. I'd say the latest leg injury has hurt Jeter's value, but it couldn't affect his range. If it's not hit right...
Trout doesn't need Viagra to keep up with his honeys
No
AL ROY: Trout AL MVP: Trout AL Manager: Scioscia AL Cy Young: Weaver Trout is the new Jeter. The Angels behind Trumbo and Trout are the new Yankees.
That's a clown question, bro
Anyone see that catch by Trout tonight? Let's see Bryce Harper do that.
That's a clown question, brow
At least Trout isn't just given BJs. He earns every last one.
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